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melonisopod:

omegaversereloaded:

The funniest thing about biphobia is that when it’s directed towards men it’s just homophobia and when it’s directed towards women it’s just misogyny. But the woke kind so it’s actually okay

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Oh you’re definitely one of the “woke kind” of misogynists.

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Your tags have passed peer review thank u for your service

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elvis-official:

tinysweetvoid:

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Woah mama if you are transphobic you get the Elvis Special (a bullet)

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tainbocuailnge:

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it’s monday and we are getting on it cunts

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ohcorny:

ohcorny:

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don’t even know if it’s just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

i wisely turned off the notes on this when it was at 700 but oh my god stop telling me what you “just” use it for in the notes shut the fuck up shut the fuck up I AM NOT A CATHOLIC PRIEST, I DO NOT ABSOLVE YOU. WRITE YOUR OWN EMAILS.

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pansexualpasta:

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leg-stealing-bee:

leg-stealing-bee:

thank fucking god I’m not 14 anymore

hey if you are 14-17 It does get better you are just in your caterpillar goop era

Also sometimes the goop era lasts a little longer than other people’s goop

Reporting in just 6 weeks shy of 50 years-old:

You will re-goop several times in your life, often emerging with different wings and maybe even different skills.

You’re gonna be okay.

Fuck I needed to hear this today.

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hithisismeandmyfaces:

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

weaponsofmassdisruption:

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

I said what I said.

a scene from the office. dwight is getting spooked the fuck out by angela, who has crept up to his side. he screams "FUCK!" and flinches away sharply.ALT

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rosebudsarts:

Violet and Xaden, MY BABIES 🖤🖤🖤 because I cannot get over Onyx Storm. Happy Valentine’s!

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